Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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