talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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