My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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