What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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nutella sex= disaster
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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