Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
