is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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