I wanna passion pit in your ass
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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