i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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