the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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