cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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