You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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