i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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