do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
how drunk are you?
Several
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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