Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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