I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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