id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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