Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Randomize