Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
false alarm, still single
True college students do jello shots in the library
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