this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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