I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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