so that wasnt chicken after all
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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