i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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