I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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