I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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