'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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