I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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