so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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