I just pynch a tree in the face
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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