Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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