Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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