my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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