just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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