I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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