It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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