But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think i have herpe
just one?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Randomize
