and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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