There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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