That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
accomplished twins. life is a go
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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