Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
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Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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