i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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