I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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