I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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