Fuck appropriateness.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Two words: nipple clamps
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