I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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