The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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