Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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