Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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