Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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