I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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