You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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