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There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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