my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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I need you to use more vowels.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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