question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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