wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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