Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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