I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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