sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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