his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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